I feel like dying is the new "adopt an african baby"
Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
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After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
Don't let me publish my memoir unless "hurt my ankle drunk irish dancing" is at least the title of a chapter because that is really the whole story of my life.
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Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
YOU'RE NOT THE ONE BEING EVISCERATED BY YOUR OWN UTERUS SO GET SOME DAMN SLEEP YOU FOOL!
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
He sang the chorus to “Inside of you” by Russel Brand in Forgetting Sarah Marshall as he proceeded to not pull out...
Honestly? I wouldn’t even be mad, that probably took talent
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