I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
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we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
He raised his arm and dropped it in his sleep to smack himself awake. He knows his phone has an alarm clock right?
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
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Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
You need to be on (or possibly create) the international emoji committee to address all of these glaring oversights
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
passed out on bart again and decide to bike home. biked thru a goat farm of angry goats, biked on the freeway, got stopped by the cops, and sat shotgun in the squad car while the officer driving got a video on his iphone of his partner riding my bike on the freeway.
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
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