i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
bouncer thought i was tryin to get the license plate numbers of strippers to stalk them. I had to go show him where I threw up to get back in.
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
Can we please get through at least one night out when you DON'T threaten to have sex with one of my parents?!?!
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
I asked for a cup of water. They gave me tequila. They WANT ME TO DIE
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
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