I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
He stopped his car in the middle of ongoing traffic to ask me to marry him. Then he got pulled over. Yeah I'd say the slutty Dallas Cowboys costume was a success.
Your hotness may or may not have landed him in jail.
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
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