conclusion of the day: americans need to get on tredmills, people need to learn how to flush toliets and learn how to pee in then instead of on them, and waiters shouldnt tell their life stories to customers.
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention
It's no shave November. This is our time.
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
If you can wrestle my underwear off of me, you can top. It'll be like using an amulet in Legends of the Hidden Temple. Instead of not getting captured, you don't get fucked in the ass.
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