How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
He wanted a quickie. I said, can I play doodle jump on my iPhone during? And that's exactly how it went.
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
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Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
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My night ended with a French cab driver offering me his sperm free of cost.
Muscle is literally tearing itself off of my shins. No I am not going on another bar crawl with you.
I'll pay?
Pick me up at 9.
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
Ok: all ex-gfs except you from the last 5 years have or are about to have a baby...be on the lookout...
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
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