quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
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then he asked me if i wanted to "handle his wingman"
drove into oncoming traffic. add a minute to my ETA
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
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i just added a shot of fireball to my iced coffee. goodbye sobriety.
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
Why did you buy a cock ring?
I’m going to propose to his penis
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
I just got out of a $280 speeding ticket by acting like The Big Lebowski. Seriously Jeff Bridges is the man.
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