why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Have you ever seen a 300 pound pregnant lady's boob fall out of her shirt cuz she's not wearing a bra? I have.
he kept telling me that god made these magical balloons called condoms
Matt is in the hospital again. the night nurse text me asking not to bring the boombox again. is it sad or awesome that they are starting to know us?
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
some crying dude holding an empty fifth of burnetts just showed up at our door and asked 'do i live here?'
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
Shout out to my liver for being the true MVP. It easily put in more work than LeBron or Curry this week.
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
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