There needs to be a term for a female version of a rusty trombone
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
please stop telling ppl youre Alice Cullen when youre drunk
I just threw up and a whole piece of spaghetti came out of my nose. I don't even remember eating spaghetti.
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You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
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I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
I don't want to be drunk any more. Can you hit the off switch?
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
Ya’ll! My debit card got switched with my boss’ at lunch today (both Red Wells Fargo)....I realized it at whole foods AFTER I ran it for $100 at Vanity Room getting my vaj waxed 🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️. Most awkward IOU ever tomorrow.
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