my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
As I type I'm climbing my cousins swingset so I can take a nap inside the slide. Fuck this hangover. I always win.
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
yea sometimes its awkward. but when you're a straight bartender at a gay bar and everyone knows it, they all think that they can make me turn gay. its like oh yea dude that extra $20 tip makes me want to suck some dick now
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
I'm actually on the verge of cancelling a booty call because I have an early meeting tomorrow. If this is what adulthood is going to be like, I'll pass.
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