Walk of Shame. In a state park.
when im not freaking out about dying alone and unloved, i actually really enjoy being single
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
I just got cash back from buying a pregnancy test so that I can buy a case of joose. My life is in shambles.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
I just don't understand how we smoked the EXACT same thing and I feel fine but Tim's over here serenading his fifth bowl of fruit loops with Elton John's entire discography.
Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
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