would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just saw an easily 300lb shirtless man on a Vespa. My day has been simultaneously made and ruined.
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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