i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
Hippo gnu deer
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
I'm obsessing over hocus pocus right now. What if I change my Grindr profile to "come little children, I'll take thee away to a land of enchantment"
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
Like he held up the condom afterwards, twirled it with his finger, and said "look at that load"
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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