Partly cloudy chance of praying to the porcelin gods
So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
you really are a gigantic fucking slut.
sidenote: just remembered sarcasm does not translate through text
it's probably a bad thing that i wasn't even offended, huh?
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
When I said tequila slammers would be the death of me, I didn't intend it to be today. Oh god.
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
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