Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
everyone is single if you try hard enough
whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
I just wanna go home eat some pizza rolls, get warm and jerk off, and it's only 845. This shit was supposed to make me see unicorns. Not cry
I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother
I love that you'd blow off your high school reunion to get shit faced in an aquarium with us
Um. We all know how I feel about sea life
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
I am now gainfully employed. Parents, lock up your children.
Yay! Welcome to the world of "you're seriously trusting me with your kid?"
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