I just crawled out of a second story window using a sheet and his clothes for a rope so he wouldn't wake up.
I am so glad I watched Macgyver as a kid.
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
sometimes i think life is slapping me across the face and laughing, saying "ha ha! you're an adult!"
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
I cant see straight, her clothes are all over my floor and I'm covered in bite marks... No I will not go to brunch with you
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
Fucked him in his sketchy van in the Applebee's parking lot. In other news, my dry spell is over.
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
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