His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
They had a "who can aim further away from the toilet" contest. I'm now washing piss off my ceiling.
Remind me to tell you the one about the cashier that wouldn't sell me Jim Beam and NyQuil.
you almost dropped the shot glass then you thought you were such a hard ass for catching it that you slammed it on the table and broke it
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
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