im gay
i know
yea but for you.
He just stood there...Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
we found you under the sink... we opened up the doors and you told us to go away because you were playing indian in the cupboard
Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
We duck taped Dave to a rolling chair and shoved him in the bed of the truck then took off for a bit.. We didn't explain it that way when the nurse asked what happened though.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
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