He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
I caught a rooster roaming Edison Park then released it in the bar. They made me try to catch it again and somebody played the chicken dance while I chased it
I'm eating lunch next to a table of beautiful culturally-diverse women chattering away happily. It's like sitting next to a Yaz commercial.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
I took 20 bucks from you because when I woke up I saw more of you than I ever wanted to see bro.
Totally acceptable.
WHY IS MY CAR MISSING A DOOR YOU BITCH
budget cuts
YOU CANT BLAME EVERYTHING YOU DO WHILE DRUNK ON BUDGET CUTS
budget cuts are serious business
I won't apologize to a one balled man
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
Btw "you gettin a workout in" isn't a great gym pickup line. Like no I'm fucking grabbing lunch on my way to class.
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
i think i just naturally attract stoners
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
So. My mom went grocery shopping for me while I was at work & brought the food here. Cool bc my dildo was laying on the counter. Forgot I left it out. I am sure she saw. Im mortified.
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