I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
I just asked my hair stylist how many percocets she'd do my hair for.
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
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we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
3pm strippers are depressing
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
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When the dude you brought home from the bar on Thanksgiving leaves before you wake up ... #thankful
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
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