I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
I caught myself masturbating while watching a baseball game today. It was over before I realized what was going on. And then I was just confused.
im just gonna turn drinking alone on new years into a tradition
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
I woke up on my girls floor with a pound of muenster cheese in my shirt pocket
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
Dude she passed out on the floor so you covered her with a blanket to make sure "no one would notice her"
And when she started moving around and making noises you told everyone, "it's okay, it's just my roomba under there".......
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
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