In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
Just checked my missed calls... why did you call me 37 times from 2:14 to 3:58?
How in the hell did I take a shot of whiskey to the eyeball last night?
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he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
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Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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