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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
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At least I cut out the pieces of your hair where I braided gum into it last night. Thank me later.
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
I gave the guy a $20 tip on a $9 cab ride, he thought I was just bad at math but I was really just incredibly thankful to be alive and home.
I was like "don't worry, I'm a math major and you deserve the shit out of that 222% tip"
Why are you awake at 6am and liking photos from rando Russian chicks on Instagram?
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We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
Don't be too mad at the guy who broke your kitchen table. Didn't get his name, but he knew all about your gay porn career. Like DETAILS...
Last night you referred to my vagina as a gym for your penis
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
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