I just came out of my doctor's office and i look into the window and i see a guy sitting in the front seat getting head.
why are you so shocked? you live in brooklyn.
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
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YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
Did I fall on/off the boat yesterday? Cuz my right leg looks and feels like if it got hit by shrapnel.
Sometimes the gods of alcohol choose to take you on a mysterious journey and you just have to go with it
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Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
Seriously, I really just burned my nipple making ravioli.. I'd explain, but no reasoning makes this acceptable:/
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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