Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
Printed off fake 'Producer' Sundance badges for us. Pretty sure they double as free passes for getting laid by 'actresses'. Testing this theory tonight.
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
I'm so stoned I just sat here for like at least 45 min thinking about how I would get some jack in the box tacos if only I knew where my wallet was and then I kind of blinked and finally noticed I had literally been staring at my wallet the ENTIRE fucking time
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
Just threw up in a cup driving down the road because there was cop behind me and I didn't want to pull over. Not sure if winning or failing at life.
Randomize
