woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
Hold on im havin a staring contest with my cat
These people keep looking at me like I'm the first person to ever eat ribs in a Home Depot.
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
Selling drugs in raindeer antlers is the best way to spread christmas cheer
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
Randomize
