I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
question: does your pee smell like mojitos at all?
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
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im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
the whole "pretend to be sober/pull it together for my family" thing really blew up in my face when i threw up into my pillowcase.
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
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He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
Do you think there are other mothers looking at porn in the carpool line?
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
Headphones came off my phone same time as The Weeknd sang "Who's gonna fuck you like me?"...Everyone at work heard it.
You told him he looked like Jesus and that you wanted to fuck his face, I'd say your blind date went well
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
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