No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
Vocabulary what?!? Shakespeare is my bitch.
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
Randomize
