Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
He sent me a picture of myself smashed completely butt naked passed out on the couch and said "at least I'll have these memories"
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
I made that picture of you my lock screen. So I've just been standing around at work licking my phone all day.
Sware then you fell into me doing a Tarzan swing thing and my margherita spilled and shattered all over this guy and sice you were on the ground you tried to pull it off by twerking on the floor lmfao
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
While I was giving him head he told me he had to go door to door the next day and "spread the word of Jesus Christ" I felt like a Disney villain out to steal his virtue.
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