I almost took home a boy from the bar last night, till i realized he was not speaking drunk, he was from another country and didnt know english. that could have been an awkward morning.
dollar beers will do that to you.
I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
I was chasing disarono with Bacardi and watching ice cube movies. It would have been an epic birthday if I wasn't by myself and actually had some decent friends.. Hint. Asshole.
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
I had the good sense not to tell her that my summer goal is to get fucked by a med student while wearing a party dress and sparkly shoes
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
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