it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
My Dad named our wireless network after my dead grandma. I refuse to look up porn on my dead grandma...
All my problems are solved. I just got McDonalds and scratch off lottery tickets.
I think I'm going to wait until after Halloween to call off the wedding. No need to ruin my favorite holiday.
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I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
Considering that your "hello" was replaced with "Fuck yo couch," I'm not surprised that you have a black eye.
He'd rather cuddle with his shitty little miniature dog than the half naked girl in his bed. I've lost all hope for him and my vagina
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Accidentally searched up "pizza pasties" instead of "pizza pastries". I was not disappointed.
my liver is dry heaving
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
It's still fucked up that my mom let me think Vanilla Ice was my dad for YEARS just because she thought it was funny.
I paid for lunch, then he made a bunch of holes in my wall and destroyed my bathroom.
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
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