i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
I just made princess spaghettios..and I wonder why she broke up with me for not being mature enough.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
I'm still a bit day drunk and decided to go for a run. You may get a snapchat of me vomiting soon
After you smoke one night. Just whisper in a barely audible voice, "Grey Poupon"
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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