When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
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Just coerced a Santa to buy me a handle. Tis the season.
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
I sexy timed too hard and there is an ass shaped piece of a ping pong table now missing bc of it. How am I allowed to leave the house without a helmet?
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
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i was sitting in the back of a squad car completely stoned watching airplanes take off
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
I found one of those wine glass confetti bits in my ass crack.
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
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