shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
If you're that baked in a class full of people that know you're that baked you tend to offer up a peace offering. Its like the burrito of trust! If eaten you are now obligated to help maintain my grades and keep me from falling out of my chair. $3.75 a morning is worth it for that mafia type protection!
It has become abundantly clear why you give me pixie stix when you're drunk now...
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
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