arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
We'll get you some ice cream, but no sprinkles. Sprinkles are for winners.
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
The bouncers found you passed out on the toilet. They tried to move you but you refused and repeatedly shouted that you wanted to go out like Elvis.
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
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