Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
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Just called my mom. She definitely saw all those fb statuses so thanks for that.
Haha did she know what fisting meant?
Yeah. Which is upsetting in itself
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
I was in a house full of lesbians and they were all staring at me. I felt like the last cresent roll on Thanksgiving.
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
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Rolled in at 3:30am from the strip club, with all the screaming I did, Siri doesn't even recognize my voice this morning,
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP ๐๐๐๐
I do have a moral compass! I canโt help it if it only points at penises
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