He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
i would rather give Shaq a handjob than take this accounting final
funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
he opened up his "box of magic": a crusty tube of KY jelly, three expired condoms, a fingertip vibrater, and a jar of marshmallow fluff.
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
You're the Michael Phelps of my vagina. Most decorated Fuckolympian of all time.
Am I going to be on condom boxes?
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
Walk of shame through Chipotle? Check.
where are my eyebrows?
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