I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
Drunk man just did a hand stand, fell over, knocked over a whole table of desserts, and didnt lose his cowboy hat. winner.
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
Turns out the guy I peed on gave me a ride back to my dorm this morning.
You are a god.
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
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