If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
Now would be a good time to set your alarm to pick me up from jail in the morning.
i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
after she pushed someone down the stairs to get more vodka we lost her for a while and found her on the pole in the garage pouring water on herself
Now you have tequila AND fuzzy slippers. Fuck you. I want that to be MY night.
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
I did my walk of shame through a safeway at 8am to get YOUR hangover bagels. You're welcome asshole
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
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