You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
Too many sundays start with me waking up still drunk in my car.
It hurts to peel the glue off my chest and i keep finding glitter in my hair.
I just wanted to decorate you...
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
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