You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
Can we comment on the fact that at five thirty this morning, security woke me up in the hotel lobby, in my underwear, and some random guys winter coat?
There are huge fuckin pieces of palm tree in the road. what a road hazard. as i sit here and text you as i swerve to miss them
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
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You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
"just because you look like a short version of scarlet johanson does not mean I would immediately fuck you" that was the single.most difficult thing to say. but seriously I don't want the roots of the whore tree anywhere near my junk.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
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Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
I'm closer to stabbing a fork in my neck than finishing this resume.
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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