he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
the smoke from my cigarette strangely resembles what patrick swayzes ghost will look like.
He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
I've banged too many servicemen's wives to still be considered an American.
In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
I felt like a slutty ass cruella devil driving your old car, And I got in a fight with your wipers
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