***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
I just wanna be some guy's midlife crisis
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
the ex, the guy i cheated on the ex with and the rebound are about to form a beer pong team at my party. is it bad i feel accomplished my pussy brought their union together?
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
Just gave my manager part of my viccodin stash-my job is basically secured forever.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
Dude, seduce him with cookies. You almost turned me gay with scones. Don't be surprised when they get you laid.
Only thing worse than going to work with a hangover is going to work with a hangover then realizing that u don't have to work that day
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
If you recall, I made a Zoolander reference almost immediately after you pulled out of me the first time we had sex.
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