Whats the opposite of morning wood? Whatever its called, everyone saw it when it fell out.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
I'm gonna lurk in the mother fucking bushes and watch karma take him down like a gimpy gazelle.
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
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her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
Found a girl that was gonna make out with 25 people for her 25th birthday. I was like #12. Made top half!
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
You have to summon your inner elephant
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
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You're asking your pregnant booty call to go to a funeral with you?
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
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