I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...
I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
my throat is bruised, my back is scarred, my vagina feels like it's going to fall off.. you're like godzilla. you destroy everything.
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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