i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
if your phone is working sorry i called you at 2am. if it is not then i never called your phone at 2am
My moms helping me unpack but im getting a little nervous because I dont remember where i put my dildo
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Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
You're the only person I know who can be puking into a trash can at 8 in the morning in Manhattan and get a date out of it....
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Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
Think of it as a business transaction. That's how I justify all the horrible things I do. Blow my married boss? Just a business transaction.
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
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