I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
theres no point in washing my sheets anymore. its always going to be a fine layer of booze and semen.
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Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
Your cock deserves a montage
The bend and snap? 98% success rate of getting attention. When used appropriately, it has an 83% rate of return on a dinner invitation.
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
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We were kinda loud so his roommate woke up and to make up for it he invited him to a threesome. I can't drink whiskey anymore.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
I will run into the sunset with a fist full of condoms.
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
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