Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
Nothing screams don't date me louder then having your baby as your profile pic
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
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Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
I sent the random girl I had sex with last night a 'happy mothers day' text as a reminder to get the morning after pill.
Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
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Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
What kind of paramedic is he, some dude is dying back there and he's trying to get laid
Swiping left on your brother's Tinder account is possibly the worst way to learn he broke up with his girlfriend.
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