Sponge bath it is.
Just gargled Fireball to get the fish taco taste out of my mouth. Almost as good as gum.
Assholes at mcdonalds drive through wouldn't serve us last night even though we said we were on small motorcycles that were to small for them to see and weren't heavy enough for the sensors. We made noises and everything.
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
You told me to remind you that the bruise on your ass is from when you danced on the table at Ziggy's, saw a cop and tried to 'fly away'.
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
That same damn squirrel keeps staring at me like I did something wrong. Nature knows when you're hung over.
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