DAMN! I hate it when i drunkenly erase all my "sent message" and wake up in the morning and my inbox is full of "WTF?" and "Huh?" messages.
they need to just BURY HIM!
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
Girls should come with a carfax report
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
How the fuck am I supposed to enjoy a third ice day from school if I only bought enough alcohol for 2?
I don't know, maybe act like an adult who teaches children for a living
It's like we're not even friends
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
I woke up to some strange woman rubbing peanut butter on my thighs
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
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