She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
I wish my new phone didn't autocorrect so well. People will never experience the magic of my drunk texts because they think I'm making a coherent statement.
I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
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Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
You need a sexual gate keeper
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
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just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
Then you guys just all showered together...?
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
I just sharted for the first time in my life. Age 33. Lying in bed. Sober. 2021 is off to a great start!
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