Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
Most likely. calling 911 isnt usually something i do the first time i hang out w. someone, but hey. its a good story now.
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
Walked into my campus store carrying a pitcher of sangria. No fucks given. Also this recipe is banging.
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
You asked me to pick a color between pink and purple, and I said orange; you told me, "okay, that's a truth question". Then you asked if I had ever deep-throated a cupcake...I didn't even know what to say.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
We had sex in the morning in pregnant lady position. Like fuck me like the hott piece of ass that I am, not your wife of 7 years.
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
Im like a hedgehog. Easy to corner or get within reach, but tough to get right close to. Like a rooster with its feathers surgically replaced with razors
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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