So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
Thank you contacting dial-a-boner. Currently, our boner is on a run to service another client. You can either wait 2 hours for service, or share concurrent service with the current client.
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
Can't talk, I'm icing "sorry I barfed on your couch" onto a cookie cake
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
The best walk of shames are on the highway
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