I have to look really hot tonight because my personality is going to suck.
but his dog just died...ill send him an edible arrangement or a 6 pack or something
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
Well, we won the drunk before noon contest!
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
Randomize
