fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
you kept telling everyone that you were the mayor of silverware town
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
How am I still drunk? Whoever said breakfast is the most important meal obviously didn't skip dinner and go drinking.
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
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