you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
Goldfish can't live in a bowl filled with tequila, lesson learned.
She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
I would like to apologize for asking to take advantage of you, wishing you a horny Hanukkah and whatever "abd ethw prnym to mzbe yur penis cna be friends" means.
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Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
I did the crab walk everywhere because I was drunk enough that it was easier than standing up.
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
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I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
πππ what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
I feel like I'm a car that keeps getting Bacardi 151 instead of fuel
I bought two pregnancy tests and a cosmopolitan magazine at 4am... I told the cashier "dont judge me, ur not God"
I've been drunk texting you for weeks, and you watched me puke outside your house... I say it's time we meet in person.
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